________________________________________ / Q: Why do people who live near Niagara \ | Falls have flat foreheads? A: Because | | every morning they wake up thinking | | "What *is* that noise? | | | \ Oh, right, *of course*! / ---------------------------------------- \ \ \ ___ _____ ___ / \ / /| / \ | | / / | | | | | /____/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | {} | / | | | | |____|/ | | | | |==| | | | \___________/ | | | | |