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/ A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)           \
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| -- by Charles Dickens                   |
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| A lawyer who looks like a French        |
| Nobleman is executed in his place.      |
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| The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)              |
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| -- by Franz Kafka                       |
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| A man turns into a bug and his family   |
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| Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)              |
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| -- by J. R. R. Tolkien                  |
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| Some guys take a long vacation to throw |
| a ring into a volcano.                  |
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| Hamlet LITE(tm)                         |
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| -- by Wm. Shakespeare                   |
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| A college student on vacation with      |
| family problems, a screwy               |
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| girl-friend and a mother who won't act  |
\ her age.                                /
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