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/ Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee \
| the way they like it? A: Well, they    |
| like it with two lumps of sugar. If    |
| they drink                             |
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| it at home, they only take one, and if |
| they drink it while                    |
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\ visiting, they always take three.      /
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